I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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