he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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