Just mADE A PArabola og urine
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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