i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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