He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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