my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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