No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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