he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So squirting runs in the family.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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