O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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