just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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