Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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