ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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