yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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