Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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