I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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