I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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