lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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