Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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