We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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