Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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