we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
