he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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