Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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