I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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