At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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