I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
North Korea, Best Korea!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
not ubering you a puppy
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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