# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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