There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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