He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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