I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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