Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
...so i touched it.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
someone owes me an orgasm
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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