i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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