i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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