This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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