mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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