You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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