Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize