I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
