I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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