Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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