I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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