Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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