what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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