Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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