You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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