He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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