16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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