you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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