Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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