that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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