ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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