There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
